Monday, August 13, 2007

101 Ways to Hide Money

DH is still sneaking around with the money.

He must fancy himself to be a secret agent or something.

Having exhausted all of his ideas for secure hiding places for his money - his underwear drawer, the kitchen counter, his truck - he has resorted to the next best thing.

Giving it away.

Specifically, he had given $75,000 to a friend. I assume with the intention of getting it back after our divorce was final.

I can't say I have any friends I'd trust with $75,000 in undocumented money. He sure is a lucky fellow to be surrounded by such loyalty.

11 comments:

The Flower Maiden said...

Wow . . . just wow!

meowelsey said...

I have to think he is absolutely clueless and that somehow he doesn't realize that things can be TRACED! He is SO TOAST during the settlement of your divorce!

Devan said...

GAAAAAH!!! The thought of that much money disappearing is making me a little sick. I hope you get every penny.

snl1 said...

man I wish I was friends with your asshat! LMAO. I'd take his $75,000 and run. What's he gonna do go tell the court the money he was hiding from his wife was stolen. Tee hee hee.
He's so "special" ;)

Major Bedhead said...

I was thinking the same thing - I would be happy to be his friend for that kind of money. A short term friend. Very short term.

flatbrokefarms said...

I can help him store some of that cash if his wallet is getting too weighty.


BossMare

Melanie said...

Good Lord, you would think by now he would have given up on this and realized that you KNOW about the money. I bet his attorney will be less than thrilled to learn of this new "scheme".

kendra said...

Is his friend aware of gift tax? Maybe someone from the "irs" should contact this friend and let them know what percentage of that money they would owe to the IRS- Hmmmmm- He sure is an idiot. I can't believe he has even managed to keep himself alive this long!

~M said...

Wow! LOL...I don't think he's realized how much trouble he can get into.

K said...

there are no words. really. wow.

Devan said...

How are things going?