DH has another love interest.
A highly top secret inside source has informed me that the reason he did not visit DD this weekend was that he had a date.
It was definitely someone new. I can't imagine what the others are going to think!
Here I sit, with my brow furrowed and fingernails tapping impatiently on the table...wondering how, oh how, DH has managed to accumulate such an impressive collection of mistresses in such a short period of time.
His charm, sincerity, generosity, compassion, and intellectual aptitude - while admittedly great - seem hardly enough to attract such attention.
A quick search of the local personal ads for "asshat" yielded nothing.
It did occur to me that he might be using an alias...something a bit more flattering, perhaps?
Whatever his method, there seems to be an unusually high demand for cruel, abusive, dim-witted, narcissistic tightwads who have recently kicked their wives and infants out of their homes.
I would encourage everyone to rush right out and get their own before the supply dries up.