Saturday, November 24, 2007

They Were Wrong

The scientists.

All of them.

Those who are particularly under scrutiny for being incorrect are the astronomers.

Boy, did they have it wrong.

The earth, it would seem, does NOT actually revolve around the sun.

The sun doesn't even revolve around the earth.

There are a lot of text books out there in need of revision.

It is around DH's surf schedule that the entire universe revolves.

In fact, I would go so far as to say, the entire universe was CREATED to facilitate DH's desire to sit on the beach alone and surf, interrupted only by the occasional dalliance with a snaggle-toothed girlfriend.

Great extremes are required to separate DH from his surfing schedule. For example, being so sick with the flu that he cannot muster the strength to suit up and paddle out.

Being too sick to surf, he decided he ought to settle for visiting DC instead.

Not feeling certain that smothering a baby with flu germs was advisable, I questioned whether DH ought to visit today.

My uncertainty was laid to rest, however, when DH told me not to worry, he wouldn't get DC sick.

While I am sure DH's super hero magical powers would prevent his flu bugs from transmitting to DC, I told him it was probably best that he stay home and rest so that he might return to surfing sooner.

1 comment:

Melanie said...

Ha ha said snaggle-toothed...haaaa!