Happy Birthday to Me

DH called this morning and left a heartfelt message on my voicemail. He hopes I have a happy day and was so sorry to have missed me. He actually asked me to call him back, if I got a chance.

Despite searching the vast depths of hell, I was able to come up with not one single chance.

I imagine he will be sitting at home in the dark right now, feeling lonely and rejected. I am such an ungracious wife, ignoring his well-wishes in such a rude manner.

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I apologize for the interruption...there are big things brewing. A better birthday present I could simply not hope for. It is going to take me a moment or two to type it up. Please bear with me. I promise it will be well worth the wait.

In the meantime, please cruise on down to your local drug store. You are going to need to pick up some Depends to get through it. I'm serious.