Saturday, August 25, 2007

My Sweet Lovey Asshat

Awww. DH came to visit DD today. He is such a sweet and lovable man. So kind and courteous.

I ignored him the whole hour and a half, except to intervene twice when DD was crying hysterically.

Despite my lack of warm fuzziness, DH gave me a cuddly squeeze on the shoulder just as he was leaving.

There was no warning.

I didn't even have time to defend myself with a swift kick to his groin.

It was such a surprise, really. Especially considering, not 24 hours prior, he had used all kinds of colorfully worded phrases to describe me.

And here I thought he was a bad guy when he is really just a fluffy bunny! Boy, did I ever misunderestimate him ;)

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